Welcome to my madness

First of all, I never thought I'd have a blog. I have kids. Who has time to read a blog when they have kids, right? But then school ended and I became obsessed with getting back into the swing of writing, so why not? The most logical topic for my blog, of course, would be parenthood because to say I'm completely immersed in it would not be a lie. To say it's what I know, would.

Parenthood has taught me a lot about myself and the world around me. For instance, I didn't realize it (the world) did not revolve around me until I had kids. I've also learned about a host of medical conditions through my children and the aftermath they've inflicted upon my body. But, it's not all bad. I've also learned patience, cunning, and the art of bribery. I eat healthier, I recycle more, and drink less. Not a terrible trade-off for that fact I always pee a little when I sneeze and have to pay a shit-load just to get out of my house without my children.

But this isn't about being without children, its about what goes on when we're together and I'm supposed to be in charge. That's a joke. So, welcome to my blog. I promise to tell the truth, but have to admit I'm a natural exaggerator and would rather you laugh that be bogged down with mere details. Hopefully you will enjoy a slice of our lives; anyone that has kids knows: it's a learning process. Welcome to my madness.